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'''Klotz''' is referenced in Carpe Jugulum as a region, presumably of [[Überwald]], where the local [[Vampires|vampires]] may be dispatched simply by forcing a lemon into their mouth. However, unlike neighbouring [[Glitz]], you are allowed to do this ''after'' decapitating the vampire. The thought occurs that the practical vampire-hunter in Überwald must need to carry a very good gazetteer and a set of maps and have a ''very'' good sense of personal location, or he might find himself terminally embarrassed, as well as facing an annoyed vampire, for using the Glitz technique on a vampire from Klotz.  [[Agnes Nitt]] summarised the practical drawback when she said it might not always be possible to get the bloodsucking fiend's precise address and postcode first, prior to adopting an appropriate  vampire-slaying technique.

However, [[Nanny Ogg]], who prides herself on being a people person, was taking notes while the Quite Reverend [[Mightily Oats]] was  briefing the witches on vampire-slaying techniques. She charms a junior vampire, who was quietly  chuffed to be asked, into revealing to her that he was from the [[River Ah]] region of Klotz, and then orally administers a lemon, with some force. [[Magrat Garlick]] had to restrain her from going to look for a meat-cleaver to finish the job...
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