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May 30th 2012:

'''Sir Terry Pratchett wins Wodehouse comic fiction award'''

TP is to have a pig named in his honour after winning the 13th Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction. He won for his 50th book Snuff, which has become one of the fastest-selling hardback novels since records began. See '''[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18254267 here]''' for more.

June 13th 2011:

Sir Terry Pratchett has told Newsnight that visiting the Dignitas centre to make the documentary ''Chosing to Die'' has not changed his mind about assisted suicide.

The best-selling author suffers from Alzheimers and says he wants to die at a time of his chosing.

''Chosing to Die'' screened on BBC TV on 13/06/11 at 9:00pm.

See '''[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/9511737.stm here]''' for more. And '''[http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150213839635025&set=a.414453865024.181790.43413980024&type=1&ref=nf here]''' for even more.

November 13th 2010:-

Sir Terry Pratchett has disclosed that he drinks “enormously” to help him in his fight against Alzheimer’s.

"I keep pointing out to Roy that brandy is in the British Pharmacopoeia,” Sir Terry told '''''The Times''''' magazine. “So are stout and sherry, I believe. I drink enormously. It makes you feel better and feeling better is part of it.”

Prof Jones has indulged the author’s habit: “Alcohol, moderate alcohol, is one of the things we would probably recommend for people in this situation.

“In general, what’s good for the heart is good for the brain.”

See '''[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8130122/Sir-Terry-Pratchett-drinks-enormously-to-fight-Alzheimers.html here]'''.

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'''Latest and Upcoming Publications by Terry Pratchett'''

13 Sep 2012: ''[[Book:Dodger|Dodger]]'' to be released. This is a novel of an alternate London in the {{N}} universe.

7th June 2012: ''[[Book: The World of Poo| The World of Poo]]'' released. This is a spin-off from {{SN}} (released in paperback on the same day) and purports to be a childrens' book by the amazing authoress [[Felicity Beedle]]. This hardback reproduces the style and production of a typical Victorian/Edwardian book for children and is even signed by the authoress ''To Young Sam from Felicity Beadle''.

21 Jun 2012 - ''[[Book:The Long Earth|The Long Earth]]'' is to be released by Doubleday. This is a Roundworld-based Science Fiction novel written with {{wp|Stephen Baxter|Stephen Baxter}}. It features, again, the power of the [[potato]].

13th October 2011 - {{SN}} is now on sale in British bookstores. The Waterstones Gold edition also sees the bonus publication, at the end of the main story, of the short story '''''"A Collegiate Casting-Out of Devilish Devices"''''', its first outing in permanent book form outside its original ephemeral newspaper publication and reprint on the Internet.

'''''Television''''':- Feb. 2009. Terry has just completed two one-hour documentaries for the BBC in which a production team shadows him for a year while he lives with the awareness of his Alzheimers' Disease and its implications. Terry goes looking for further information on the disease, the state of research into its causes and possible cures, and into both medical and complementary treatments prescribed to arrest its spread. These should be availabe to watch via the Internet, at least for British viewers, via the BBC's website. No doubt the best bits will be loaded to YouTube for everyone else.

''Previous releases:-''

*Television series of ''[[Book:Johnny and the Bomb|Johnny and the Bomb]]''
*TV film of ''[[Book:Hogfather|Hogfather]]'', December 2006.
*TV film of {{COM}}, Easter 2008.
*TV production of {{GP}}, May 2010
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Felicity Beedle

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|name= Miss Felicity Beedle
|race= Human
|age= Older

|occupation= Author
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|residence= At Apple Tree Cottage, near [[Ramkin Hall]]

|death=
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|relatives=
|children= None
|marital status= widowed

|books= {{SN}}
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'''Miss Felicity Beedle''' is the bestselling author of [[57]] books many of them having to do with poo. She is the favorite author of [[Young Sam]].

Her mother had been found by goblins in Uberwald when she was three and was raised by them. They embraced her as one of their own- teaching her the language, giving her a mushroom farm plot, allowed her to look after a rat farm. However, one day, when she was eleven, humans came into the goblin cave, and massacred most of them, but took the young girl and 'tutored' her- by whipping her whenever she spoke the goblin tongue. They did not break her, though. She had enough sense to learn to be sufficiently normal for them to trust her in the garden, where she vaulted over the wall and escaped. Until she met Mr Beedle, some of her best memories were in the goblin cave. As a result of this, however, she often swore in Goblin (an unpleasant noise, which sounds like walnuts being crunched.).

She became a writer- after all, the words are out there, and it can't be too hard to put them together- for children. Titles include:
*''[[Book:The World of Poo|The World of Poo]]''.
*''The Joy of Earwax''.
*''Melvin and the Enormous Boil''.
*''The Wee Wee Men''.
*''The War with the Snot Goblins''.
*''Geoffrey and the Land of Poo''.
*''The Boy Who Didn't Know How To Pick His Own Scabs''.
*''The Little Duckling Who Thought He Was an Elephant'' (but not ''The Elephant Who Thought it Was a Duckling'', because that would be silly).
*''Daphne and the Nose Pickers''.
*''Gaston's Enormous Problem'', which won her the Gladys H. J. Ferguson Award, for the fifth time.
*''Geoffrey and the Magic Pillow Case''.
*''Wee''.
As has often been pointed out, she gets children interested in reading, even if it is reading about poo and brain-dead ducklings.

She did have a husband, although no children, but he died shortly after the marriage in the Klatchian war recounted in {{J}}. When she moved to Apple Tree House in the Shires, she changed her title from 'Mrs' to 'Miss', because it tends to be more authory.

She seems to have an interest in education; she finances scholarships at the [[Quirm College for Young Ladies]] and also teaches goblins in secret- to read, play music and so forth. It has been hinted that the 'A for Apple' system is not working, as the goblins didn't know what one was before she had brought one in. It should be noted, however, that she is not teaching them to be miniature humans, but to be well-educated goblins. For example, she is improving the sanitation of the caves, introducing greens instead of rabbit to help with digestion. She concentrates on the females, on the basis that they are more prone to be maternal and sensible. The male goblins think that a rabbit on a stick is healthy eating taken to extremes.

The goblin girl, [[Tears of the Mushroom]], is her star pupil, the large hands being helpful when she plays the harp. It is unknown what she would think of [[Stinky]]...

She's probably the only publishing phenomenon mentioned living on the Discworld, which seems (surprisingly) to have less of them than on our world (fill-in-names here...)

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